“Forget me,” Jase said generously. “Luke, we’re all very proud of you. You’ve got it all—except for beautiful partners like Cam and I have, love, good parents, a dog...”

“I have a dog,” Lucas said and looked at me.

What an asshole. He wasn’t getting away with it; I wasn’t going to be downtrodden in front of his lovely and clever friends. There was a moment of awkward silence as I leaned forward.

“He’s right, I’m his bitch and my bite is as bad as my bark,” I said glaring at him.

“Don’t worry, Mia,” Jase stepped in. “You’re not the only bitch in Lucas’s life. There is a whole wing of the male prison that has Luke’s photos wallpapered everywhere; they’d love Lukey to be their bitch, especially Boris the leader, I hear.”

“Gross.” Lucas frowned.

Team Lucas by Ally Adams